World's Worst Person To Be Stuck On A Desert Island With.
Me, I'm a thief.

Hi, I'm an underrated shark serving my four year sentence in High School (just kidding, learning is wicked cool) and I am tiny in frame and stature--equal amounts coquettish and facetious. I take great interest in tiaras, the color pink, revolutions made of earth-shattering natural forces, hugs, kisses and teardrop hand axes. My tacky bourgeois pastimes include leafing through mind-nurturing books at a sedate seventy miles an hour (so I can enjoy the scenery), potatoshopping, and crying about America (in good, bad, and unbelievably painful ways). Currently I am making valiant attempts at furthering my skills in film study and my knowledge in everything. Here you will find fashion sent from the high heavens, television meticulously crafted to pull me apart, sick beats, Tina Fey, Marina's face and the wonderful world of me, free of charge.

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